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The Shoe String Jail
Now some folks here about have been asking why
we call this here jail the Shoe String. Well it's like this
my friend, taxes as they are and no one likes to pay
them, we run this here jail on a shoe string. So now you
understand the name.
We have made a few changes around here, Miss Lucy
went an married and now we have a new cook. His name
is Chester, please don't rile this man and then want to eat!
Don't forget you just might end up in this here jail someday and
have to eat his cooking!
You may of noticed that from time to time a cell block will
be closed for cleaning. Now what seems to happen is a fellow
will get sorta riled over Chester's cooking and throw the beans
around. Needless to say his hanging date is moved up to solve the
problem. So my best suggestion to you is don't rile Chester!
Go ahead now and take a look around, as some of our
guest are more than just vistors. Please be sure to shut the
cell doors behind you! Oh by the way, no cakes with files allowed!
Sheriff Dee
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